barbarian
Standard Podcast: 
what, this again? it’s getting a little last decade, isn’t it?
yes and yes! and new and improved, edited, remixed, remastered and re-released.
and if you can spot the three differences from the original song you could win first prize!
press play button to listen. available at amazon, and coming soon to itunes and other download stores.
Filed under Bobo's Blog | Comments (2)furry and inserted
i know… i’ve been a bad friend.
you’re kind enough to visit here from time to time and lately – well – it’s just been the same old, same old. no new guffaws, no fresh chortles of surprise, no recurring roll of bemused eyes.
my excuse is that i’m working on the increasingly time-and-cost-sucking big stuff – radio distribution, videos, perhaps an annual nude-with-goats festival in the caribbean…
Filed under Bobo's Blog | Comments (6)gloriana (forever)
who needs words? our pan-national anthem. please press play button and/or acquire at itunes, amazon, and many other online music stores.
update: here’s the song at jango.com.
Filed under Bobo's Blog | Comments (8)at the party
as of solstice, monkeyhowl became one year young. thanks for coming, thanks for being here. and please do not view if prone to seizures.
Filed under Bobo's Blog | Comments (5)in the flesh
barbarian (look at this thing)
| my first single, and yet another ode to the ultimate universal truth. the song has now been remixed and remastered and re-released.
please press the play button to hear the original version. lyrics below. i love my life |
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face to face
for those who have an interest, i am also now on facebook.
Filed under Bobo's Blog | Comments (2)inside the raelians
as a recent convert to the raelian church, i must say that for the first time in my life i’m actually enjoying religion.
don’t get me wrong.
as pulp science fiction elevated to a way of life goes, this stuff is right up there with the most sanity-taxing beliefs of the scientologists – bless their thetan souls – and as devoid of empirical proof as any other faith-based doctrine.
but, man, is my barbarian ever getting a workout…
Filed under Bobo's Blog | Comments (7)my ufo frightmare
click image to view. or, should you have the patience, click here to view/download in a higher quality. extraterrestrial message below…
Filed under Bobo's Blog | Comments (9)alien abduction
please press play button. text below…
i’ve come to love abducting aliens, a vocation, i think, unlike any other.
warm summer nights in the forest, a nocturnal symphony under a slowly whirling sky, a wreath of leaves for a mask, a branch for a club and patience, ever watchful patience…
Filed under Bobo's Blog | Comments (4)for ladies only
dearest female readers,
forgive me for being a tad indelicate, but may i humbly suggest that you might want to consider not masturbating on video for your boyfriend.
it’s not that the legions of us who aren’t your boyfriend don’t appreciate your efforts – we do, we do and… we do – but i’ll warrant that most of you didn’t set out to be quite so generous when exposing your feminine charms to camera…
Filed under Bobo's Blog | Comments (7)wise guy rudy
i think we can all agree that rudy has more than distinguished himself as our tribe’s resident shaman.
last summer’s banana plague narrowly but successfully averted with the sacrifice of only three of our young ones. the mystery of the crop circles not completely solved but at least we have cured meat and plowshares to beat into swords. and who will ever forget the miracle of turning wine into urine…
Filed under Bobo's Blog | Comments (3)obama is a marxist
but i would say most like youngest brother and straight-man-cum-romantic-lead zeppo.
sure, groucho was also phenomenally articulate, but i’ve always felt that zeppo had a certain understated cool.
of course, if obama is also a terrorist, then i’d say most like harpo. the things he could do with seltzer!
Filed under Bobo's Blog | Comments (3)the mystery bears
caution: sexual herbivores
they are among us each and every day. to some, they seem harmless. to themselves, especially so.
but we’ve all been victims of their menace at some time or another. i am, of course, referring to sexual herbivores. and it is now that this long-tolerated societal ill should be dealt with once and for all…
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