wise guy rudy
i think we can all agree that rudy has more than distinguished himself as our tribe’s resident shaman.
last summer’s banana plague narrowly but successfully averted with the sacrifice of only three of our young ones. the mystery of the crop circles not completely solved but at least we have cured meat and plowshares to beat into swords. and who will ever forget the miracle of turning wine into urine…
Filed under Bobo's Blog | Comments (3)obama is a marxist
but i would say most like youngest brother and straight-man-cum-romantic-lead zeppo.
sure, groucho was also phenomenally articulate, but i’ve always felt that zeppo had a certain understated cool.
of course, if obama is also a terrorist, then i’d say most like harpo. the things he could do with seltzer!
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caution: sexual herbivores
they are among us each and every day. to some, they seem harmless. to themselves, especially so.
but we’ve all been victims of their menace at some time or another. i am, of course, referring to sexual herbivores. and it is now that this long-tolerated societal ill should be dealt with once and for all…
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achoo! (share the poo)
i was sitting on a park bench the other day, peanut butter in my ears, enjoying the tongues of squirrels, when it occurred to me how many children of today’s generation will never experience such a simple pleasure.
the unfortunate truth is that allergies are the bane of our offspring these days. and while there are remedies such as epipen available, it is scant consolation to the anguished parent who forgot the medication and is watching helplessly as their bloated child floats gently skyward…
Filed under Bobo's Blog | Comments (2)the new nude dope olympics
so, the games have come and gone yet again. the spectacle of the host nation thumping its chest, the daily tally of metal trinkets in a proxy worldwide war.
but after all the hoopla and kaboom, who on the planet was really watching, save for highlights and key events?
truth is, humanity’s supreme athletic meet has become boring and is long overdue for an overhaul. that is why i advocate that london in 2012 be the first ever all-nude, go-ahead-dope-yourself-into-a-coma olympics…
Filed under Bobo's Blog | Comments (6)i have bonbons
in gushing praise of rub and tug
you work hard, you think hard, you’re stressed.
so you turn to the time-honoured manipulations of a skilled masseuse to help ease you of your physical and mental burdens. it is a luxury no one should be denied.
ah, but what is typically and sadly missing from this equation is nature. because we fear nature. because the nature that put us on this world is deemed to be somehow wrong by so many and in so many painfully ignorant ways…
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with all due respect to marilyn, no one in history lent more of a helping hand.
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like all of us maintaining and building a presence on the web, i am curious as to what drives traffic to my site.
this, typically, refers to relevant google searches, subscribers, stumbleupon, etc. what i couldn’t quite figure is how the two nonsense words that title this post would bring someone – bless you, whoever you are – here, and specifically to ‘72 gay virgins at monkeyhowl’, the site’s very first posting…
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romancing the moneyshot
now, here’s something of value, at least i found it so.
the great entertainment democracy that is youtube is truly a wonder to behold, an endless parade of the good, the bad, the lovely and the ugly from every corner of creative pursuit. it is nothing less than a redefinition of global communication…
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barbarian – ringtone 1
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amstetten
i’ve always wondered why the magical land of austria seemed somewhat underinhabited. turns out, nearly a third of the population are estimated to live underground. perhaps there’s more oxygen down there.
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