http://www.monkeyhowl.com/the-sugarless-conspiracy/ lose your tail. stand up straight. think you're special. Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:40:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 http://www.monkeyhowl.com/the-sugarless-conspiracy/comment-page-1/#comment-19 gene's wading pool Sat, 03 May 2008 17:49:27 +0000 http://www.monkeyhowl.com/?p=38#comment-19 I love sugar, I love tea, I love conspiracy theories, and conspiracy theories love me... You know, my dear friend, Mr. Darwin, had a few theories too. Believe it or not, some really really creative types still think he's a wee bit apeshite crazy. But he apparently loved his aspartame too, mixed in--I am told by a highly reliable scientific source--with some opium. Now that's an aluminum liner that I think should be added to the special brew of all of humanity. Your breasts may not enlarge, but you could care less. Amen to that. And amen to Chuckie D. I love sugar, I love tea, I love conspiracy theories, and conspiracy theories love me…
You know, my dear friend, Mr. Darwin, had a few theories too. Believe it or not, some really really creative types still think he’s a wee bit apeshite crazy. But he apparently loved his aspartame too, mixed in–I am told by a highly reliable scientific source–with some opium. Now that’s an aluminum liner that I think should be added to the special brew of all of humanity. Your breasts may not enlarge, but you could care less. Amen to that. And amen to Chuckie D.

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