amstetten

i’ve always wondered why the magical land of austria seemed somewhat underinhabited. turns out, nearly a third of the population are estimated to live underground. perhaps there’s more oxygen down there.

the sugarless conspiracy

as a avid consumer of diet cola, including a recently acquired penchant for cokonic irrigation, i take exception to the urban myth dispersions put upon my good friend, aspartame…

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