oobladee ooblada

like all of us maintaining and building a presence on the web, i am curious as to what drives traffic to my site.

this, typically, refers to relevant google searches, subscribers, stumbleupon, etc. what i couldn’t quite figure is how the two nonsense words that title this post would bring someone – bless you, whoever you are – here, and specifically to ‘72 gay virgins at monkeyhowl’, the site’s very first posting…

well, turns out that this catchphrase – that i now understand originated with with the african percussionist jimmy scott before it was put to music by macca – was inserted seemingly willy nilly into a comment by good friend andthentherewaslight.

and, happily, when mr. scott’s sunny contribution to the world’s venacular is searched, monkeyhowl enjoys pride of place.

so, sensing an opportunity and without further ado, below is a list of some the most popular searches on google, most of which i would be otherwise far too elitist to mention. feel free to use them for whatever purposes, but may i respectfully request that you leave ‘oobladee ooblada’ alone. here, bot, bot, bot… here, bottie, bottie, bot, bot…

herve villechaize

gregor mendel

ruby tuesday

don’t do the brown viagra

st. francis was a sissy

at home with the fritzls

buster keaton

eugene whelan

look at this thing

mavericks

victor spinetti

robert zimmerman

randi altschul

ibn sina

frank gorshin

i’ve always wanted to visit the paris hilton

why not holiday in sweden this year?

labradoodle

kittens, kittens, kittens

hot sticky sex

reach around


4 Responses to “oobladee ooblada”

  1. Dr. Luv

    Well, Nintendo Xbox Playstation me.

  2. BLZbob

    You can’t Beatles it.

  3. ganeshgonads

    but definitely do the saffron viagra

  4. bobo

    captain’s log, supplemental, star date 2525 (if man is still alive).

    so, on evidence so far, what works best here is the more tangential references to very famous things, exploiting the degrees of separation as it were.

    for example, gorshin to riddler to batman or villechaize to montebalm to star trek, as opposed to a master opus on whatever subject that is then easily found as google search listing 2,347,219.

    and with that in mind, montague terrace, mason reese, majestic 12…

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