http://www.monkeyhowl.com/alien-abduction/ lose your tail. stand up straight. think you're special. Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:40:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 http://www.monkeyhowl.com/alien-abduction/comment-page-1/#comment-26 lizzy Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:51:48 +0000 http://www.sargebarking.com/monkeyhowl/?p=7#comment-26 Barbarian made me chuckle, both the words and the gorilla noises. I like Bobo's voice. Missed a few words of the rhymed couplets, not many, but that's my hearing. Can one get the words on the Web? I tried under the disc but it said it was coming soon. Barbarian made me chuckle, both the words and the gorilla noises. I like Bobo’s voice. Missed a few words of the rhymed couplets, not many, but that’s my hearing. Can one get the words on the Web? I tried under the disc but it said it was coming soon.

]]> http://www.monkeyhowl.com/alien-abduction/comment-page-1/#comment-11 Alien_Abs Sat, 03 May 2008 14:33:43 +0000 http://www.sargebarking.com/monkeyhowl/?p=7#comment-11 Ah, I am, like, really not so happy about you humans finding us out. Do you, uh, excuse me, like, know what you have done?! Know what I'm saying, yo, like, homeboy bobo? It's, ya know, takin', like, centuries to master the lingo of you idiot earthlings. Not to like mention the mocking masquerade we have to do on your pathetic bipedalism and opposable thumbs. Man, homie, if only you sad, like, sacks of spittle could see our version of Dancing with the Alien Perplugkerns... Yo, just squeezin', dawg, into this silly, skin-like encasement every morning these last, like, I don't know, millennia has really done, like, damage to the superspawn satellites that are supposed to, like, eject from my cretaceous armpits and colonize the mucus membranes of your, like, cretinous nostrils. And yer, like, sense of fashion. That, man, really makes me want to flatuchuggervlophen all over these tasty GM cheerios I shove in my earlobes each midnight. Yo, that brings me down, dawg. That's one big headache, yo, in my titanium kneecaps. Bobo, you be bad. Superbad. An' that ain't good, my little, like, sabaceous cyst of a bro. Beware, yo, of decorative crop markings in your backyard. Think, man, like, twice when your peaches begin to taste a tad off. OK, we're here (though not all of us are queer, dawg). But now we're angry. Really angry. Let, like, the next generation of Reality Programming begin. Ya, like, totally awesome... Ah, I am, like, really not so happy about you humans finding us out. Do you, uh, excuse me, like, know what you have done?! Know what I’m saying, yo, like, homeboy bobo? It’s, ya know, takin’, like, centuries to master the lingo of you idiot earthlings. Not to like mention the mocking masquerade we have to do on your pathetic bipedalism and opposable thumbs. Man, homie, if only you sad, like, sacks of spittle could see our version of Dancing with the Alien Perplugkerns… Yo, just squeezin’, dawg, into this silly, skin-like encasement every morning these last, like, I don’t know, millennia has really done, like, damage to the superspawn satellites that are supposed to, like, eject from my cretaceous armpits and colonize the mucus membranes of your, like, cretinous nostrils. And yer, like, sense of fashion. That, man, really makes me want to flatuchuggervlophen all over these tasty GM cheerios I shove in my earlobes each midnight. Yo, that brings me down, dawg.
That’s one big headache, yo, in my titanium kneecaps. Bobo, you be bad. Superbad. An’ that ain’t good, my little, like, sabaceous cyst of a bro.
Beware, yo, of decorative crop markings in your backyard. Think, man, like, twice when your peaches begin to taste a tad off. OK, we’re here (though not all of us are queer, dawg). But now we’re angry. Really angry. Let, like, the next generation of Reality Programming begin. Ya, like, totally awesome…

]]> http://www.monkeyhowl.com/alien-abduction/comment-page-1/#comment-7 Bubbaloogen Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:53:55 +0000 http://www.sargebarking.com/monkeyhowl/?p=7#comment-7 Oh, I seen 'em and they sure is purty. They got's them purty eyes and they sure got's a purty mouth. They's also got that creamy pale skin. Mmmmmmmm. Once I left one outside and the sun shined on him all day. It were sad, but the dawgs had a good feed. I likes me a grey now and again. Oh, I seen ‘em and they sure is purty. They got’s them purty eyes and they sure got’s a purty mouth. They’s also got that creamy pale skin. Mmmmmmmm. Once I left one outside and the sun shined on him all day. It were sad, but the dawgs had a good feed. I likes me a grey now and again.

]]> http://www.monkeyhowl.com/alien-abduction/comment-page-1/#comment-3 Sister Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:02:11 +0000 http://www.sargebarking.com/monkeyhowl/?p=7#comment-3 Is this funny or just strange? Not that there is anything wrong with strange. Is this funny or just strange? Not that there is anything wrong with strange.

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