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- gloriana (video)
- the post-phaeronic pact
- gloriana (forever)
- big in sweden 2
- we are saved!
- feeling the love
- barbarian
- furry and inserted
- big in sweden
- at the party
- bobo jr.
- climate change
- dancers
- father & son
- it’s about ryan
- jesus
- joe cocker
- learning english
- make a good video
- megan
- night bunnies
- stare
- the aristocrats
- tourista de verde
- tracking
- trappers
- war
Oh, man… Don’t go there.
If one goes through with an ultimate sacrifice, slaughters infidel innocents in the process and perhaps hopes to use this action as an opportunity to gain “Brownie Points”,(ewwww) with ones Maker in order to be absolved from mortal sin that’s one thing. But to hope he’ll have some fresh boys on tap for you might be setting the hopes a tad high. The question is, will it be so. Now, as the owner of a clock radio with two alarms, I think it’s safe to say that I know a thing or two about the after-life and frankly, my friends, I suspect It’s not all it’s cracked up to be. First off, virgins make terrible sexual partners. All that squealing and pleading to be careful and who can really relax their sphincter when they’re nervous anyhow? Wouldn’t it be better to have a deity that offers 72 nubile, sluttish and well schooled partners? A bunch of happy folk with whom one can go at it with gusto. That’s what’s needed here. After all this is paradise and one should have the best of everything.
very good point. but perhaps an assortment is in order… older to younger, experienced to virginal.
one could impart the wisdom of their acquired perversions, the others the attractions of innocence.
and while we’re at it, why not make it omnisexual – female, male, and a beast or two. i love democracy.
I’m really disappointed in you. What an outrage!
The despicable overgeneralizations! The iniquitous, inequitable exclusions! How do you live with yourself?!! How do you live?!! How?!!!!! What about the countless gay, virginal truck drivers, pipe fitters, postal workers, politicians, dental hygienists, hockey grinders, etc., etc., etc., up there in heaven who, through your gross misconduct and left-out-in-the-coldism, are right now waiting, waiting, waiting, shivering in a seraphic chinook (the big guy had one too many kabobs for lunch). Get real! Get specific! Get down!
Shame, bobo–oobladee-ooblada…SHAME.